IF YOU HAVEN’T SEEN THIS FUCKING VIDEO WATCH IT RIGHT NOW ITS ALL ABOUT THE BOOTY
whoa if u type ur password on tumblr it will block it out
so yall were gonna let me play myself like that
damn girl you must have 67 protons because you a Ho
astronomers got tired after watching the moon go around the earth for 24 hours so they decided to call it a day
April fools prank: replace all of the sugar in your house with cocaine
"Kim Jong-un is not laughing at the antics of Seth Rogen and James Franco in their new film, “The Interview.” Despite this, a spokesman for the dictator has said that he will still probably watch it."
The fact that he will still watch it…haha that line had me laughing
The president of the Autistic Self-Advocacy Network, everyone.
i reblogged this before not realizing this guy was the president of asan!!!! so, in case you needed more reasons the autistic self-advocacy network is AWESOME, here is reason #50789
boyfriends, much like communism, are better in theory
Kelly Rowland texting Nelly via Microsoft Excel and then getting annoyed when he doesn’t text back.